Bansurfing

/bǽn sə́rfɪŋ/
Making new accounts on social media and keep getting them banned

Facebook banned my old account, time for a new one, Bansurfing 4 Life!

by Hocus_pocus00 October 7, 2020

ballsurfing

The art of licking your partner's balls whilst deep throating his penis

Man 1. That girl i hooked up with last night ballsurfed me! Best blowjob if ever had!
Man 2. No way i didnt think ballsurfing was actually possible
Man 1. Well it defo is man! My cock was as deep as it goes down her throat and her tongue was licking all over my balls! Mind-blowing!

by Scottish lassie 1987 May 18, 2018

brainsurfing

Randomly and quickly accessing thoughts, ideas, dreams or anything else in your head, usually for no apparent reason.

channel surfing for your brain.

I was listening to that R.E.M. record and was brainsurfing remembering everything that happened that summer.

by MigraineFarm August 3, 2007

cansurfing

When one takes their laptop into the bathroom and uses the Internet while they are sitting on the toilet.

Oh damn, I have to crap, but my friend just got on...time to start cansurfing.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia December 10, 2005

banduring

delusional inventing things and calling them skinny legends

- omg why am I the only one listening to Lana Del Rey she is so skinny legend

- no you’re not the only one? the fuck stop banduring

by rimthing December 13, 2021

bandsurfing

To repeatedly change music videos or songs like changing channels on TV.

I discovered a few killer bands when I was bandsurfing on YouTube last night.

by Snipes83 July 26, 2019

Brainsurfing

When you think of one thing that reminds you of another and so forth. Next thing you know, you're thinking of something so incredibly random, you forgot how you got there. Similar to surfing the web.

While brainsurfing, I forgot to call the childhood friend I planned to call, remembering what we used to do together, then ended up wondering what happened to our 5th grade time capsule, and wondering if anyone may have already dug it up.

by Stevie ;) June 6, 2021