Basexual is when you’re bisexual but you’re asexual for the same gender, you just want a cute and cuddly relationship with the same gender, you’re not sexually attracted to them, you’re only sexually attracted to the opposite gender.
Phonetically pronounced: Bay-sexual
Ethan is Basexual, he has a boyfriend that he likes cuddling with and occasionally kissing but that’s it. He doesn’t want to have a sexual relationship with him, but a few months ago Ethan had a girlfriend that he was DEFINITELY sexually attracted to and would have sex with her daily.
A heterosexual girl or woman who partakes in any sort of sexual or promiscuous activity with another female to get attention from males. This usually takes the form of making out, and to a lesser extent, grinding or dry humping with another female.
This is a common sight at bars (hence the word barsexual) but can also be found at any party, especially frat parties.
The reason for such acts has baffled researchers for years, but it is thought that they seek attention, free drinks, or are prudes too scared to get with men.
Dude 1: Oh shit, check out those lesbos making out bro!!!
Dude 2: No you idiot, those are barsexuals.
Dude 1: Damn, you're right. Sluts!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.