Bandage(s) 

A kind of wrapping that can be used to cover a wound. There is an upgraded version of this that is known as a Dazai Osamu. This latter type of bandage comes with a body that has brown hair and is 181 cm in height. Nobody knows what happens if you try to unravel a Dazai type of bandage.

Person A: I think I need some bandage(s).
Person B: I don't have a normal bandage, but I do have this Dazai.
Person A: Sure, that works.

Bandage(s) by bumblehouse November 27, 2023

engineer's bandage 

A type of bandage associated with engineers of any sort (i.e. electrical, mechanical, etc) because of the simple yet effective design, consisting of some sort of absorbent material such as paper towel, and tape such as black vinyl electrical tape to hold the absorbent material in place.

Example 1:

I cut my finger on my car's frame when I dropped the transmission, so I needed an engineer's bandage to finish working on it.

Example 2:
Man 1: What's that black tape on your finger for?
Man 2: I cut my finger working on my car's transmission so I had to make an engineer's bandage.

engineer's bandage by Tiger Whyte May 9, 2018

repairman's bondage 

When the dom tapes the sub to the wall with duct tape and buttfucks them.

Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)

repairman's bondage by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

korekiyos.bandages 

A tiktoker with funny videos

“Hey, have you heard of korekiyos.bandages?”
“Yes, it’s videos are awesome!”

korekiyos.bandages by Korekiyo Shinguji December 10, 2021

walking.waste.of.bandages 

COOLEST PERSON ALIVE!!
this bitch simps for a guy with ginger pubes and weird bungee jump dogs??!!

they also love simping for an h2o band and is bffs with liv and other people 💅

they also love crying over 2D characters who doesn’t know she exists!!1

“have you heard of this account called ‘walking.waste.of.bandages’?”

“ugh yes. i heard they love blocking liv and spams her story with anime shit!!”

walking.waste.of.bandages by AMBERSBESTIENAMEDLIV July 6, 2021