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banana peeler 

A Hamptonese word for a personal assistant, as a personal assistant would peel and banana for their boss if asked to do so
Jones' new banana peeler is smart, organized, and actually quite dedicated to his boss' life.
banana peeler by HamptonLiving January 29, 2012

Banana peeler 

A gimmicky and/or useless tool.
If you are thinking you'd like me to review your fantastic new banana peeler, I invite you to please fuck off.

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Banana peeler by varu_nasolu September 13, 2019

banana peeler 

Hey, don't go to the movies with that girl, she's a banana peeler.
banana peeler by et ex al February 16, 2009

Banana Peeler 

Someone who prefers to orally satisfy a male who still possesses his foreskin
She's a total banana peeler, so you totally ate in!
Banana Peeler by #YoloSwagMaster2k12 December 11, 2013

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler 

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

Banana Peelers 

A term used often to describe the extremely large lips of an african american, and the ability to peel a banana using only thier lips.
Hey, did you see the banana peelers on that one, he took the chicken off the bone in one swipe.
Banana Peelers by Sweet Jita January 15, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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