Vagina's are fickle creatures. You have to treat them with respect. Yet, you have to stand at attention to attack them at any moment in case they get bampfy.
One who constantly lives in the past and has no grip on reality or the current state of things. bamafan consistently keeps harping about 12 non-existent national championships and "wait till next year" is his or her mantra. Usually uneducated, and seems to prefer nesting in trailers.
Bamfy can't be defined. It is a state of mind that transcends all lamfy-ness. But in case you're not bamfy enough to just get that (which is nothing to be ashamed of, few ever earn the honorable distinction of "bamfy"), the word is the adjective form of BAMF, meaning "Bad Ass Mother F***er". Among the ranks of the bamfy are the Dos Equis spokesman, David Tennant, and Chuck Norris. Oh yeah, and Mother Teresa. What a bamf.
The Doctor just saved the world for the bazillionth time and finally walked away from that lamfy Martha chick. What a bamfy bamf.