Balvanz 

A last name that no one really knows or know of its wear abouts but it's unique! It's a family name brought over in the 19th century. It spread to two sides those not being related to each other and one more located in Germany. It is a fairly uncommon last name and most of those you meet with it are 1 in 100,000. Those with this last name are friendly, loud, and family oriented. Keep a Balvanz because they're like a Unicorn.

August Balvanz is so kind and a hard worker.

I hope I could marry him.

Balvanz by Marie_B May 5, 2022

John Balfanz 

A 17 year old who smokes crack, wants to be a cop and has a Freddie Mercury Fetish. Allegedly Masturbating to Bohemian Rapsody 14.5 times in a day. Also he believes he is the next David Beckham but had to get air lifted to Rochester Mayo because his ankles got shattered when playing soccer.

Subject 1: Dude that kid looks like he is on crack
Subject 2: Yeah Nigga that John Balfanz

John Balfanz by ballsdeepinyoursister October 9, 2019

John Balfanz 

Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.

John Balfanz will win the 2020 Nobel peace prize

John Balfanz by ballsdeepinyoursister May 2, 2020

John Balfanz 

John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.

Rest In Peace John Balfanz say hello to Hitler for me please

John Balfanz by ballsdeepinyoursister July 1, 2021

Baldanzi 

An Amazing Band Director under 5 foot 5 inches.

Baldanzi can't reach the chalk at the top of the chalkboard.

Baldanzi by Tenorgirl1 January 2, 2011

balvant

Somebody who is strong and handsome. His name has a Hindu origin and means strength and he is attractive and smart. Hard worker and innocent in nature.

Balvant is a great guy! He is trustworthy and likeable.
What would I do without Balvant?

balvant by Ballu345 August 8, 2019

balanzch 

Work life balance for an avant-garde lifestyle

Everyone needs balanzch in their tech lifestyle

balanzch by grammarballer November 16, 2022