A last name that no one really knows or know of its wear abouts but it's unique! It's a family name brought over in the 19th century. It spread to two sides those not being related to each other and one more located in Germany. It is a fairly uncommon last name and most of those you meet with it are 1 in 100,000. Those with this last name are friendly, loud, and family oriented. Keep a Balvanz because they're like a Unicorn.
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Get the Balvanz mug.A 17 year old who smokes crack, wants to be a cop and has a Freddie Mercury Fetish. Allegedly Masturbating to Bohemian Rapsody 14.5 times in a day. Also he believes he is the next David Beckham but had to get air lifted to Rochester Mayo because his ankles got shattered when playing soccer.
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Get the John Balfanz mug.Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.
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Get the John Balfanz mug.John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.
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Get the Baldanzi mug.Somebody who is strong and handsome. His name has a Hindu origin and means strength and he is attractive and smart. Hard worker and innocent in nature.
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