Balvanz

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A last name that no one really knows or know of its wear abouts but it's unique! It's a family name brought over in the 19th century. It spread to two sides those not being related to each other and one more located in Germany. It is a fairly uncommon last name and most of those you meet with it are 1 in 100,000. Those with this last name are friendly, loud, and family oriented. Keep a Balvanz because they're like a Unicorn.

August Balvanz is so kind and a hard worker.

I hope I could marry him.

Balvanz by Marie_B May 5, 2022

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John Balfanz

A 17 year old who smokes crack, wants to be a cop and has a Freddie Mercury Fetish. Allegedly Masturbating to Bohemian Rapsody 14.5 times in a day. Also he believes he is the next David Beckham but had to get air lifted to Rochester Mayo because his ankles got shattered when playing soccer.

Subject 1: Dude that kid looks like he is on crack
Subject 2: Yeah Nigga that John Balfanz

John Balfanz by ballsdeepinyoursister October 9, 2019

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John Balfanz

Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.

John Balfanz will win the 2020 Nobel peace prize

John Balfanz by ballsdeepinyoursister May 2, 2020

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John Balfanz

John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.

Rest In Peace John Balfanz say hello to Hitler for me please

John Balfanz by ballsdeepinyoursister July 1, 2021

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Baldanzi

An Amazing Band Director under 5 foot 5 inches.

Baldanzi can't reach the chalk at the top of the chalkboard.

Baldanzi by Tenorgirl1 January 2, 2011

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balvant

Somebody who is strong and handsome. His name has a Hindu origin and means strength and he is attractive and smart. Hard worker and innocent in nature.

Balvant is a great guy! He is trustworthy and likeable.
What would I do without Balvant?

balvant by Ballu345 August 8, 2019

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balanzch

Work life balance for an avant-garde lifestyle

Everyone needs balanzch in their tech lifestyle

balanzch by grammarballer November 16, 2022

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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