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Baltimorgue 

A derogatory term for Baltimore. Due to its high murder rate, it came to a point when morgues can no longer clean and store the dead bodies they recieve every year
Non-nigger #1: So the riots just happened, then what????
Non-nigger #2: That's Baltimorgue, no need to say "what?". Niggers ran that city for decades
Baltimorgue by i hate sjws October 16, 2018

Baltimore Shuffle

The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.
I caught Brian doing the Baltimore Shuffle across the LightRail tracks last Thursday.

Baltimore Parking Spot 

A "Baltimore Parking Spot" is anywhere you damn well please as long as you put your hazard flashers on and remain oblivious to the lane of traffic you've just shut down.
Don't worry yo, I'll get me a Baltimore Parking Spot while you go inside and find your stash.
Baltimore Parking Spot by Robert Hawk December 23, 2009

Baltimore City Shuffle 

The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.
I caught Brian doing the Baltimore City Shuffle across the Light Rail tracks last Thursday.

Baltimore Barber Accent 

Barber with an accent that makes no fucking sense.
Conversation with someone with a Baltimore Barber Accent
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutinsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh Snack you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnsapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns.

kid: Dumfayce!

barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个

kid: gaaah!

barber: asnap akayysnns HnnsnaPaPas nsnns

kid: Get outta my face!

barber: You know you didn't.
Baltimore Barber Accent by Man Jugs February 11, 2022

The Catholic High School of Baltimore 

An all girls high school where the girls resemble cattle
Why are the girls from The Catholic High School of Baltimore eating everything

Baltimore Club Music 

A type of house music that has 130 BPM, influences from R&B, rap, crunk, 80s synths, techno, and rock, samples that one wouldn't expect to make a song from, such as President Bush's stutter in a recent speech of his, and allows people to dance their pain away while inticing fights and moshpits at the same time. Early examples of Baltimore Club took influence from Miami Booty Bass and Chicago House, such as "It's Time for The Perculator" and "Too Much Booty in the Pants", while more recent examples exude the aforementioned characteristics.

One can dance to Baltimore Club Music in almost anyway imaginable: a shoulder lean, a snap and a pop, a 1-2 step.
However, two of the most prominent types of dancing for Baltimore Club Music are the "Crazy Legs" and the "Spongebob", which can be demonstrated if one searches for "Baltimore Rockin" on Youtube. Dancing to club music is often called "Rockin' Off" or "Shakin' Off".

Note: Baltimore Club Music is a distant cousin to gogo, even though most that listen to BCM dislike gogo calling it, often times, "a waste of six minutes".
Oblivious Clubhopper: "What's that annoying African chant from Michael Jackson stuck on repeat for? I can actually vibe to it now!!!"
Baltimore Club Head: "Oh, that's Baltimore Club Music. And, by the way, it's Mamasay Mamasa Mamacusa. Let me call K-Swift on the 92Q-Lines and request Hands Up, Thumbs Down so I can start rockin' off."
Baltimore Club Music by J dot Speed December 7, 2006
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just fokin missing her

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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