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guy with balls but no penis 

A guy who has no problem asking out women but he will not have sex with them.
Man: Do you want to go to my place and watch a movie?
Women: Sure, while there we can have sex.
Man: I'm waiting till marriage.
Women: You're a guy with balls but no penis.

Google, show me this guy's balls 

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.
Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

This guy is smoking balls tonight 

Used by Brain Ly "This guy is smoking balls tonight" on the Pick-up Artist 2 to describe Mystery

Kick a guy in the balls day

On April 26th it will be national kick a man in the balls day. I’m making this because of “the boys” making April 24th national rape day. Be safe people<3
Person 1: “why are so many people getting kicked in the balls??”

Person 2: “it’s because it’s national kick a guy in the balls day!”

no dick and no balls and probably no butthole cuz this guy feeds off of radiation

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Ball Guy 

The sexiest being alive. Everyone's knees go weak at the sight of Ball Guy. His charm is like none other, capturing the attention of everyone around him. He gained popularity by giving everyone Poke Balls, now everyone wants to give him their balls. His alluring presence can be seen everywhere in Galar. It is rumored that his captivating character is what caused most gym challengers to lose out of nervousness.
Kabu: Hey, did you see Ball Guy? He looks so sexy today, I don't know how I'm going to win the match today. All I can think about is being beguiled by those tentacles.
Ball Guy by KabuTentacles March 29, 2021