Balls Thirty

2-5am, the most painful time of night to be awake. Usually external obligations forcing you out of bed.

In the military, usually refers to standing watch.

Dude 1: I'm going to bed early, I got watch at balls thirty in the morning.

Dude 2: Damn that sucks!

Balls Thirty by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009

Tight Dirty Thirty Balls

-T.D.T.B. A transitional state of a man’s testicals in which they no longer have the luster of youth they once had in their 20’s

-Noun: wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 30 years or older. (more commonly referred to as T.D.T.B.)

-Balls that always seem to be sweaty and sticky

Girl 1: "So, how is Gordan in bed?"

Girl 2: " he was turning me on and all, but then I felt his Tight Dirty Thirty Balls (T.D.T.B) and I would have needed to do some blow to get on that!

I don't Have old man balls i still have T.D.T.B

Tight Dirty Thirty Balls by Mr Mc MoMo December 5, 2011

Balls Thirsty 

The most ravenous form of thirst known to man caused by such extreme dehydration that one's scrotum and testicles cannot possibly sweat any more and may even start to shrivel.

Guy 1: Dood, I've been running from my crazy ex girlfriend all day in the hot sun and I finally shook her..., am I ever balls thirsty!!
Guy 2: Shit bruh, stay right there, I'll go get you the biggest water bottle I can find!

Balls Thirsty by Waterman73 April 27, 2015

thirt ball

a slang term for big 30, especially used by ian kim's

"yo thirt ball's new album is fire" -ian kim

thirt ball by kevuhh May 1, 2022

thirt ball

big 30, 30 thousand all blues call me thirt ball

thirt ball: let’s go dis dat perc talk sweating hard as fuck clutching my glizzy with my shirt off

thirt ball by Ducko 🦆 March 4, 2024