Ball-Jackhammeritous 

The tendency to bounce on one's own balls with their butt at the speed of a jackhammer.

Me: WOOOHOOOOHOoHOOHooO
Peter: Whats wrong with him?
John: He's got Ball-Jackhammeritous, he can't help it.

Ball-Jackhammeritous by Awesome_Sauce01 March 2, 2022