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Ball-Kick Paradox

Explained from DC's Legends of Tomorrow Season 4, Episode 3 when John Constantine tried to Ball-Kick his father in 1977, Ball-kick Paradox is the rule of temporal travel where you can't Kick your ancestor's balls or do anything that will directly or indirectly remove your existence from the timeline as that would mean you won't exist in the future which will then mean you never averted your birth in the first place. This in effect restrains you from doing anything that would erase yourself and will be teleported into the last place you were in before you tried to do such thing
Guy 1: hey why did Constantine teleport is that his magic?

Guy 2: Nope, that's Ball-kick paradox. Instead of looping his existence back and forth the timeline just decided to prevent him from doing that

Guy 1: he tried to sterilize his dad to kill him? Extremely chaotic way to commit not alive lol

kick ball month 

in november all of the girls are allowed to kick as many balls as they want and they can’t do anything back
‘did you hear its kick ball month in november?’
kick ball month by poggerspogchamp October 1, 2020

National kick ball day

On April 13 kick a guys balls
”Hey can i grab your boobs?”

*kick in the balls*

”Happy kick ball/grab boob day motherfucker”

National kick ball day :)

kick ball retard 

The person chosen last when picking teams.
Dude, pick me so I'm not the kick ball retard.
kick ball retard by Nyquil Jones November 6, 2007

European Kick Ball 

When You ( Kick a Ball ) into a Net and Scream ( GOALLLLLLLLLL) kind of like ( Grass Hockey ) with your feet.
Wanna Go Outside and Play some European Kick Ball?

Drop kick ball 

A word so disgusting it cannot be said near a group of humans. The meaning is so vile that a proper definition cannot be gave.
Hey my boyfriend really annoyed me last night, so i did drop kick ball on him
Drop kick ball by Wordmak3r June 5, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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