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Ball kick

A soccer move found in Norway, where a person kicks a ball with a foot. This move can be done with both feet and if the ball lands in the goal everybody yells JA!
by Johninator March 21, 2013
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Ball-Kick Paradox

Explained from DC's Legends of Tomorrow Season 4, Episode 3 when John Constantine tried to Ball-Kick his father in 1977, Ball-kick Paradox is the rule of temporal travel where you can't Kick your ancestor's balls or do anything that will directly or indirectly remove your existence from the timeline as that would mean you won't exist in the future which will then mean you never averted your birth in the first place. This in effect restrains you from doing anything that would erase yourself and will be teleported into the last place you were in before you tried to do such thing
Guy 1: hey why did Constantine teleport is that his magic?

Guy 2: Nope, that's Ball-kick paradox. Instead of looping his existence back and forth the timeline just decided to prevent him from doing that

Guy 1: he tried to sterilize his dad to kill him? Extremely chaotic way to commit not alive lol
by Dangerous Singularity November 8, 2020
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kick ball month

in november all of the girls are allowed to kick as many balls as they want and they can’t do anything back
did you hear its kick ball month in november?’
by poggerspogchamp October 1, 2020
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National kick ball day

On April 13 kick a guys balls
”Hey can i grab your boobs?”

*kick in the balls*

”Happy kick ball/grab boob day motherfucker

National kick ball day :)
by Revenge42069 April 9, 2021
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kick ball retard

The person chosen last when picking teams.
Dude, pick me so I'm not the kick ball retard.
by Nyquil Jones November 6, 2007
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European Kick Ball

When You ( Kick a Ball ) into a Net and Scream ( GOALLLLLLLLLL) kind of like ( Grass Hockey ) with your feet.
Wanna Go Outside and Play some European Kick Ball?
by KickBaller6969 April 12, 2021
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Drop kick ball

A word so disgusting it cannot be said near a group of humans. The meaning is so vile that a proper definition cannot be gave.
Hey my boyfriend really annoyed me last night, so i did drop kick ball on him
by Wordmak3r June 5, 2022
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