Ball Boner 

When the ball sack shrivels up and the dick hangs over it, leaving a protrusion from your pants, thus looking like a boner when indeed you do not have one. Usually ball boners make it seem like you have a small dick because of the unerected penis sitting on top of the ball sack.

After harry gets out of the pool, his ball boner revealed his dick to other girls who thought it was tiny.

Ball Boner by kevinaninno December 4, 2010

One Ball Boner

An erection on a male who has only one testicle. Typically displayed in online chats or ASCII form as a U plus a seemingly appropriate number of pipes (|) followed by a D to indicate the head. The head may be preceded by two or more slashes (\) if a pulled back foreskin is present.

Man, I could totally see Lance Armstrong's One Ball Boner in that Tour de France spandex.

One Ball Boner by stbn January 3, 2010

Ball juggling boner 

The act of sexual desire to the ball region, leaving the man with a hard on.

"hey you want a ball juggling boner experience, I'm the best in town."

Ball juggling boner by Assfucker123 December 4, 2016

ballbañero 

The act of applying habañero hot sauce to one's scrotum (usually amongst friends) in order to gain unlimited man points. Usually combated by dunking one's scrotum into a cup of milk when the pain becomes too unbearable.

At the party last night, Fred pulled off a ballbañero for two hours before giving in to the cow juice.

ballbañero by nothisispatrick August 29, 2010

Balloners

Balloners is derived from two words; banter, and the all boys grammar school Dr Challoners. Joined together they make the word Balloners. Balloners describes extremely bad, posh, educational, or gay banter. Balloners is regarded as on a par with girl banter (also embarrassingly bad)

"in my maths lesson i totally answered the teacher back, i'm such a legend"
"mate thats balloners"

or

"your par game is worse than balloners

Balloners by Hazza Magazza December 10, 2010

Balloonerd 

The act of being beaten into submission by a balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions.

"Dude, you just got Balloonerd by that balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions."

Balloonerd by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006

Ballooner 

A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.

Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.

Ballooner by Chad and Zak April 5, 2011