A balm applied to the ball bag or other areas for relief from virtually any symptom. also used as a phrase inserted quickly (or even slowly) into a conversation in an attempt to trick the listener into not hearing or recognizing that the phrase was even uttered
Hey Paul! My sac is really burning and itching today. Is there a chance you have some Ball Bag Balm I could use?
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)