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Baljorger 

N: A douche bag who, by no drift of conference, goes jogging in the early morning with a hard on, whilst wearing incredibly loose shorts.
Joe: Hey, Tim, did you see Mr. Branson on your way in yesterday?

Tim: Yeah, he jogged to school, didn't he?

Joe: Yup. And guess what?

Tim: Wha- wait, no. No way... I don't need that mental ima-

Joe: Mhm. Total Baljorger. Almost puked.
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Baljigger 

An Aftican-American man who gravitates towards Indian women.
I heard Mark Lowry likes Indian pussy. He’s turning to a baljigger!
Baljigger by Shane Maclaren February 23, 2022
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Bajooger 

A word used to sound more offensive than bajookie. Usually used in substitution for the N-Word to keep away from racial offense.
"you stupid Bajooger, Go back to Bajookiestan"
Bajooger by mintefans May 10, 2023
I heard the slut downton gave a great bajongers.
Bajongers by TheBestKiller51 August 31, 2025

jiggaly barjogerly 

Boshklay bong bong ziggly bop barjargaly bargaly
what you know about that Boshklay bong bong? What’s u know about that ziggly bop? On jiggaly barjogerly

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026