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Eye-Badooger

To cause someone physical harm by (inadvertently or otherwise) squirting a caustic liquid or ramming a hard object into the ocular cavity.
(after Michael sprays binaca into Johnny's eye)

"Aaauuggh!! God, Michael - you Eye-Badoogered me Again!"
Eye-Badooger by Michael Stone December 9, 2008
Related Words

Banooger 

When you take the top of a banana off and it looks like a booger
She looks like she got a banooger on her head. Ew is that a banooger.
Banooger by Amber Smiles November 22, 2019

bajoober 

A type of breast size between a water melon and a couch pillow
wow she's got some sweet hot bajoobers!
bajoober by hotstuffinc. August 18, 2016

Bajooner 

A fat bajooner stole my pb&j and put it up my dick tip and I love niggas balls fuck shitty poop wet cock so afterwards I fucked a bajooner nigga eat a fat wet bitch ass and mr wendlings pussy lips bitch he so cool so fuck my balls creamy wet taint juice women will never be equal because they are objects and whore and go abort yourself bitch shit shit double shit fuck you adam eat balls
Bajooner sauce
Bajooner by Foebapmctweaknem March 6, 2020

bajooker 

This is the even more offensive version of the "slur," bajookie. Only call someone this if you really, really hate them. If you use this you are a bad person.
"You bajooker!"
"What a fucking bajooker! JESUS, sorry!"
bajooker by Randomuser351 May 8, 2023
I heard the slut downton gave a great bajongers.
Bajongers by TheBestKiller51 August 31, 2025