A combination of blasphemy and philosopher describing one who has no fear of and indeed loves especially irreverent ideas and to whom nothing is sacred.

See also sacrosaint

Bill Hicks is THE comedian for any blasphile. Just hearing his critique on the "miracle" of childbirth, his portrayal of God as a trickster who faked dinosaur fossils as a test of faith, and anything he has to say about drugs would make Mr. and Mrs. Straight-Jones spontaneously combust on their own self-righteous fumes.

Being a blasphile means playing atop the heap of society's taboos...and having a damn good time.

blasphile by Alienthropologist August 5, 2005

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Balephile

A male who has an almost homosexual fandom of Christian Bale. Frequently will refer to him as 'the man' and how he can never do anything wrong in movies or personal life, and anything he does do is 'frickin awesome'. Will only refer to him by his second name.

"Did you check out Bale on tv last night? Bale's the man, he's just so reliable."

"Dude, you are a total Balephile."

Balephile by yourverysilly May 11, 2009

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Bagophile

What you call someone when they like to fuck bagels, usually with cream cheese.

"I'm not gay and I don't like females. I want a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese bagel!"

"Dude, your not gay your a bagophile. Your obsessed with bagels."

Bagophile by TheSamePoJopojo May 13, 2009

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Basilphile

The Basilphile is a fucking basic whore. She attaches to the male species like a leech to skin, and she never lets go. She owns several push up bras and is commonly associated with a snake. The Basilphile is know to have little to no arse and does nothing to change this fact. She also loves any attention she can get. The final key characteristic of the Basilphile is her ability to flirt with every possible man on the planet, but without forming a clear relationship.

Fucking hell Lauren, you’re such a Basilphile, why did you prevent Henry having a relationship?

Basilphile by thechilworthmassive January 16, 2018

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babyphile

A person who loves babies.

Aww, Stan is such a babyphile!

babyphile by fatcatto June 9, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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