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Batophile 

A person, likely male, who suffers from a wanking addiction.
"Louis, this is your 3rd shower today, what the fuck are you doing in there for so long?"
"Perhaps he's a batophile?"
Batophile by Rilasciando September 30, 2011
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blasphile 

A combination of blasphemy and philosopher describing one who has no fear of and indeed loves especially irreverent ideas and to whom nothing is sacred.

See also sacrosaint
Bill Hicks is THE comedian for any blasphile. Just hearing his critique on the "miracle" of childbirth, his portrayal of God as a trickster who faked dinosaur fossils as a test of faith, and anything he has to say about drugs would make Mr. and Mrs. Straight-Jones spontaneously combust on their own self-righteous fumes.

Being a blasphile means playing atop the heap of society's taboos...and having a damn good time.
blasphile by Alienthropologist August 5, 2005

Balephile 

A male who has an almost homosexual fandom of Christian Bale. Frequently will refer to him as 'the man' and how he can never do anything wrong in movies or personal life, and anything he does do is 'frickin awesome'. Will only refer to him by his second name.
"Did you check out Bale on tv last night? Bale's the man, he's just so reliable."

"Dude, you are a total Balephile."
Balephile by yourverysilly May 11, 2009

Bagophile 

What you call someone when they like to fuck bagels, usually with cream cheese.
"I'm not gay and I don't like females. I want a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese bagel!"

"Dude, your not gay your a bagophile. Your obsessed with bagels."
Bagophile by TheSamePoJopojo May 13, 2009

Basilphile 

The Basilphile is a fucking basic whore. She attaches to the male species like a leech to skin, and she never lets go. She owns several push up bras and is commonly associated with a snake. The Basilphile is know to have little to no arse and does nothing to change this fact. She also loves any attention she can get. The final key characteristic of the Basilphile is her ability to flirt with every possible man on the planet, but without forming a clear relationship.
Fucking hell Lauren, you’re such a Basilphile, why did you prevent Henry having a relationship?

babyphile 

Aww, Stan is such a babyphile!
babyphile by fatcatto June 9, 2020