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blasphile 

A combination of blasphemy and philosopher describing one who has no fear of and indeed loves especially irreverent ideas and to whom nothing is sacred.

See also sacrosaint
Bill Hicks is THE comedian for any blasphile. Just hearing his critique on the "miracle" of childbirth, his portrayal of God as a trickster who faked dinosaur fossils as a test of faith, and anything he has to say about drugs would make Mr. and Mrs. Straight-Jones spontaneously combust on their own self-righteous fumes.

Being a blasphile means playing atop the heap of society's taboos...and having a damn good time.
blasphile by Alienthropologist August 5, 2005
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Blasphamean 

A man who desires to persevere and focus on the positive outcome no matter what negativity is set in front him.

A man who has been through struggles in life from abusing drugs, alcohol,sex and/or co-dependency. Realized the problem and changed through rehab and/or spiritual guidance. Now is focused on being someone better in life by starting his own business to help people in the same struggles and giving back a percentage back to his community. And stands out because its not what society and everyone else is doing, but by doing what he feels is right. And does this by being brave and standing up for what he believes.

This man is Blasphamean; because he has been through the hardest struggles and/or easiest struggles and even though has been through bad things has realized how to do better and is now using everything he has done wrong and is now using it to help other people through his business.
Blasphamean by JohnRay March 4, 2008

blasshole 

a black asshole; any person of dark complexion that acts like an asshole
Fuck PITT, Levance Fields is such a blasshole.
blasshole by GMile March 28, 2009

blasphemer

One who blasphemes.
July was condemed too hell, for she was a blasphemer, and a whore.
blasphemer by setSuna November 2, 2003

Blasphame 

One who has perseverance, focuses on the positives no matter what negativity surrounds them.
a person who has been through struggles in life from abusing drugs, alcohol,sex and/or co-dependency. Realized the problem and changed through rehab and spiritual guidance. Now is focused on being someone better in life by starting their own business to help people in the same struggles and giving back a percentage back to their community. And stands out because its not what society and everyone else is doing by doing what he/she feels and being brave.

This person is Blasphame; because they have been through the hardest struggles and/or easiest struggles and even though has been through bad things has realized how to do better and is now using everything he/she has done wrong and is now using it to help other people through their business.
Blasphame by JohnRay March 3, 2008

Blasphamean 

A man who desires to persevere and focus on the positive outcome no matter what negativity is set in front him.

A man who has been through struggles in life from abusing drugs, alcohol,sex and/or co-dependency. Realized the problem and changed through rehab and/or spiritual guidance. Now is focused on being someone better in life by starting his own business to help people in the same struggles and giving back a percentage back to his community. And stands out because its not what society and everyone else is doing, but by doing what he feels is right. And does this by being brave and standing up for what he believes.

This man is Blasphamean; because he has been through the hardest struggles and/or easiest struggles and even though has been through bad things has realized how to do better and is now using everything he has done wrong and is now using it to help other people through his business.
Blasphamean by JohnRay March 4, 2008

Blasshole 

An asshole that is black in color, maybe even a little chocolaty. This is a rare treat in the Native American culture. In fact, they have blasshole festivals to pray to the god of asses for more blassholes.
Jack Off: "LOOK AT THAT BAD ASS BLASSHOLE OF STEEL!"

Kiki: "Oh hellllllllllllllllllll yes. Shake that in my nostrils."

Steven: "LET ME SEE THAT COFFEE-STAINED BLASSHOLE, LUTHER DEASE"

Luther: "NO MARIJUANA IN CLASS!"

shanaynay.
Blasshole by kcashandlo June 24, 2012
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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