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blasphile 

A combination of blasphemy and philosopher describing one who has no fear of and indeed loves especially irreverent ideas and to whom nothing is sacred.

See also sacrosaint
Bill Hicks is THE comedian for any blasphile. Just hearing his critique on the "miracle" of childbirth, his portrayal of God as a trickster who faked dinosaur fossils as a test of faith, and anything he has to say about drugs would make Mr. and Mrs. Straight-Jones spontaneously combust on their own self-righteous fumes.

Being a blasphile means playing atop the heap of society's taboos...and having a damn good time.
blasphile by Alienthropologist August 5, 2005
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Blasphamean 

A man who desires to persevere and focus on the positive outcome no matter what negativity is set in front him.

A man who has been through struggles in life from abusing drugs, alcohol,sex and/or co-dependency. Realized the problem and changed through rehab and/or spiritual guidance. Now is focused on being someone better in life by starting his own business to help people in the same struggles and giving back a percentage back to his community. And stands out because its not what society and everyone else is doing, but by doing what he feels is right. And does this by being brave and standing up for what he believes.

This man is Blasphamean; because he has been through the hardest struggles and/or easiest struggles and even though has been through bad things has realized how to do better and is now using everything he has done wrong and is now using it to help other people through his business.
Blasphamean by JohnRay March 4, 2008

blasshole 

a black asshole; any person of dark complexion that acts like an asshole
Fuck PITT, Levance Fields is such a blasshole.
blasshole by GMile March 28, 2009

blasphemer

One who blasphemes.
July was condemed too hell, for she was a blasphemer, and a whore.
blasphemer by setSuna November 2, 2003

Blasphame 

One who has perseverance, focuses on the positives no matter what negativity surrounds them.
a person who has been through struggles in life from abusing drugs, alcohol,sex and/or co-dependency. Realized the problem and changed through rehab and spiritual guidance. Now is focused on being someone better in life by starting their own business to help people in the same struggles and giving back a percentage back to their community. And stands out because its not what society and everyone else is doing by doing what he/she feels and being brave.

This person is Blasphame; because they have been through the hardest struggles and/or easiest struggles and even though has been through bad things has realized how to do better and is now using everything he/she has done wrong and is now using it to help other people through their business.
Blasphame by JohnRay March 3, 2008

Blasphamean 

A man who desires to persevere and focus on the positive outcome no matter what negativity is set in front him.

A man who has been through struggles in life from abusing drugs, alcohol,sex and/or co-dependency. Realized the problem and changed through rehab and/or spiritual guidance. Now is focused on being someone better in life by starting his own business to help people in the same struggles and giving back a percentage back to his community. And stands out because its not what society and everyone else is doing, but by doing what he feels is right. And does this by being brave and standing up for what he believes.

This man is Blasphamean; because he has been through the hardest struggles and/or easiest struggles and even though has been through bad things has realized how to do better and is now using everything he has done wrong and is now using it to help other people through his business.
Blasphamean by JohnRay March 4, 2008

Blasshole 

An asshole that is black in color, maybe even a little chocolaty. This is a rare treat in the Native American culture. In fact, they have blasshole festivals to pray to the god of asses for more blassholes.
Jack Off: "LOOK AT THAT BAD ASS BLASSHOLE OF STEEL!"

Kiki: "Oh hellllllllllllllllllll yes. Shake that in my nostrils."

Steven: "LET ME SEE THAT COFFEE-STAINED BLASSHOLE, LUTHER DEASE"

Luther: "NO MARIJUANA IN CLASS!"

shanaynay.
Blasshole by kcashandlo June 24, 2012
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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