Bald guy 

A tall skinny guy that harasses the new kid in a weird way.

Guy1 :Do you see that guy getting up in that yr 7's face
Guy2 :Let's leave before the bald guy sees us
Guy1: Ok

Bald guy by baldy45 November 8, 2011

Bald Guy 

1. (n.) An awkward bald man that works in a school building. Paces slowly around an open area until he stumbles upon two teenagers in a relationship. Tends to have knees bent backwards like a bird, and a head so shiny, diamonds are jealous. Generally has problems remembering names the moment the name is spoken to him. Do not let him touch you, or you will implode.

"Don't let bald guy see you hugging me."

Bald Guy by Kuhbaybay65 January 20, 2009

Bald guy 

You

Your a bald guy

Bald guy by Robert the boi November 15, 2022

Bald guy from amazon 

He is the richest person in the world. That's about it.

"hey, you know that bald guy from amazon"
"yeah, he is really rich"

Bald guy from amazon by big nibba peter griffin October 24, 2018

Bald Guy Period 

A phenomenon that occurs after a balding man shaves in which they are incredibly irritable and angry (most likely as a part of the grieving process in which they lament their permanent loss of hair)

Friend: Mr. Johnson flipped out on me for no reason today

Me: Don't worry, he's just on his Bald Guy Period

Bald Guy Period by VitaliMaliarov17 March 15, 2023

bald guy nod 

The brotherly bond of baldness that two bald strangers have, the nod that they give each other almost telekinetically saying "I see you there bro, I know how it be".

I had a bad day and was walking home when a stranger gave me the bald guy nod. Suddenly, I knew everything was going to be alright.

bald guy nod by Handle already in aaaa June 18, 2020

The Bald Guy 

A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time).

"dude the bald guy fucked the shit out of Shyla Stylez!"

The Bald Guy by Jamalt Liquor September 4, 2011