Balanced breakfast 

when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.

i gave her a Balanced breakfast in bed

Balanced breakfast by balancedbreakfastlover_2 May 10, 2008

Balanced Breakfast 

When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!

i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday

Balanced Breakfast by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 13, 2008

Balanced Breakfast 

The act of eating milk and cereal out of yo girls pussy or ass.

My girlfriend let me eat a balanced breakfast today fuck yeah

Balanced Breakfast by NegroV2 May 29, 2016

Well balanced breakfast 

Another term for steroids/juicing. Term often said in baseball.

Henry: did you hear that Nelson Cruz admitted to eating well balanced breakfasts his 2013 season?
Maurice: Yeah I could tell he got a lot bigger

Well balanced breakfast by ZuiyOTF47 July 23, 2022

Healthy balanced breakfast 

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up

Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!

Healthy balanced breakfast by anon23432 August 17, 2015