Balanced breakfast

when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.

i gave her a Balanced breakfast in bed

Balanced breakfast by balancedbreakfastlover_2 May 10, 2008

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Balanced Breakfast

When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!

i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday

Balanced Breakfast by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 13, 2008

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Balanced Breakfast

The act of eating milk and cereal out of yo girls pussy or ass.

My girlfriend let me eat a balanced breakfast today fuck yeah

Balanced Breakfast by NegroV2 May 29, 2016

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Well balanced breakfast

Another term for steroids/juicing. Term often said in baseball.

Henry: did you hear that Nelson Cruz admitted to eating well balanced breakfasts his 2013 season?
Maurice: Yeah I could tell he got a lot bigger

Well balanced breakfast by ZuiyOTF47 July 23, 2022

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Healthy balanced breakfast

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up

Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!

Healthy balanced breakfast by anon23432 August 17, 2015

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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