when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.
by balancedbreakfastlover_2 May 10, 2008
When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!
by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 13, 2008
by NegroV2 April 25, 2016