1 definition by Balanced Breakfast Lover

When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!
i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday
by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 14, 2008
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