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Baked Alaskan 

Cuming into a shot glass, pouring 151 on top of it, light it on fire, and make her swallow it.
I totally gave her a baked Alaskan last night!
Baked Alaskan by Caucasiansensation December 6, 2011
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Baked Alaskan Pipeline 

When you have anal intercourse while using rubbing alcohol as lubricant. The giving party then takes a lighter and lights the receiving party's b-hole on fire.
Billy B's girl needed a skin graph after he gave her a Baked Alaskan Pipeline.

Baked Alaskan Pie 

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.
When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.

Baked Alaskan Pipeline 

After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.
Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.

Baked Alaska

mixing weed and cocaine, usually to stay high without sleeping
wanna smoke a fat zoot and stay up? baked alaska all night bro
Baked Alaska by calvinreeve June 30, 2022

baked alaska

1. A mound of flavorful iced cream nestled on sponge cake, surrounded by meringue, and baked at 500 degrees farenheit.
Jew hearts making baked alaska.
baked alaska by baked alaska March 22, 2005

baked alaska

A sexual act that involves defecating on the partner's chest, ejaculating on top of it, and flatulating over an open source of flame to enlight the mound of excrement ablaze.
That big meal of fettucini just made me want to take her home and make a nice warm baked alaska all over her.
baked alaska by Randy Flanagan September 20, 2005
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