An unincorporated town about an hour away from Denver, set deep into the foothills, and at a marginally lower altitude than Conifer. This is the place to go if you live in the city and want cheap camping for your oversized RV, just as long as you're willing to deal with unexpected gunshots and bearded confederates who believe in Bigfoot. Without exception, the only people who elect to live in Bailey are Texan hunters, elitist Christians, severely racist and homophobic teenagers (whose behavior is excused only because their parents raised them up that way), and military moms.
Don't expect to see any people of color in Bailey; everyone who lives there is white, and if you're lucky enough to be the one black guy you can look forward to sideways glances and racist jokes indirectly targeted at you on the community Facebook page. It's not uncommon to see one of your neighbors shooting off their property, nor is it uncommon to see pickup trucks wielding American or Conservative flags. In fact, the only thing worse than the people is the public school system.
There is no grocery store, the library is inadequate, and the only two restaurants are tourist attractions, but take solace in the fact that *yes*, there is a pot shop.
Don't expect to see any people of color in Bailey; everyone who lives there is white, and if you're lucky enough to be the one black guy you can look forward to sideways glances and racist jokes indirectly targeted at you on the community Facebook page. It's not uncommon to see one of your neighbors shooting off their property, nor is it uncommon to see pickup trucks wielding American or Conservative flags. In fact, the only thing worse than the people is the public school system.
There is no grocery store, the library is inadequate, and the only two restaurants are tourist attractions, but take solace in the fact that *yes*, there is a pot shop.
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by little mister sunshine November 15, 2018
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Follower: "Hey man, do you want to go hunt some bogans? I just bought me a new sack of potatoes!"
Random: "What the hell are you goin' on about?"
Follower: "Are you saying that you don't follow Conor Bailey?"
Random: "I got no idea what ya talkin' about mate. Now fuck off before I knock you in the jaw." *Pulls out cigarette and reveals rats-tail*
Follower: "Aha! Iv'e caught you! Aw, your'e fucked cunt!" *Puts bogan in potato sack and beats repeatedly with potatoes*
Random: "What the hell are you goin' on about?"
Follower: "Are you saying that you don't follow Conor Bailey?"
Random: "I got no idea what ya talkin' about mate. Now fuck off before I knock you in the jaw." *Pulls out cigarette and reveals rats-tail*
Follower: "Aha! Iv'e caught you! Aw, your'e fucked cunt!" *Puts bogan in potato sack and beats repeatedly with potatoes*
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A man of God who is learning new thing's everyday. A man that many people wouldn't put their faith in because of pre-judgness. A man who though he new how to love the right way and have a perfect relationship untill this very special lady came in and showed him new boundaries. A man whoms heart is filled with pureness and is as humble as can be. A man who believes that love should only come one time, but when it comes it should stay forever. A man that has forgave everybody who has ever turned their backs on him. A Man who has left his past behind him. A Man Who wants Her To Let Go And He Promises He will be there to Catch You, the Trust that She can put in me stretches further than where you reside.. Coty Bailey; is the definition I want to be.
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