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Bagel King 

Bagel King is a place located in London. It is typically used as a place for fraud boys to link up and converse about their latest fraudulent activities.
Fraud boy1: Yo are we bucking the mandem at bagel king

Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though
Bagel King by HOOdRaat12 March 3, 2020
Verb. (bag'-e-lling)
When you nonchalantly place multiple bagels strategically on top of one's lawn as revenge. Minimum bagels-10
When your peer pours milk on your head in the cafeteria and embarrases you, you retaliate by bagelling them. Usually a girl to a boy. Gingers are not allowed to recieve the honor.
Bagelling by Bagel Bage December 14, 2010

bageling 

you are Jewish, and you want other people around you to know that, so you say or do something Jewish in nature in order to drop the hint so they know you're one of the tribe.
bageling: "So I went to shul yesterday..." *glances from other Jews*
bageling by leahzzzz March 1, 2008

swanky bageling  

a rape kiss; an unwanted and unexpected kiss
Jack gave Cassy a swanky bageling outside the gym!

Bageling 

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. Keep in mind, this non participant will also have the responsibility of getting, and keeping, the players erect.The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.
"Hey Will, let's go bageling tonight!" - Rob
"Sure man, let's give Mikey a call. He's always down to bagel." - Will
Bageling by RetsamEvals June 1, 2013

Bageling 

Definition of Bagling in English.
Bageling is the act of deliberately projecting ones Jewiness when in close vicinity to another Jew; in an attempt to let the other Jew know that you are, in fact, Jewish yourself; regardless of the fact that they probably don’t care. These projections can manifest through speech (Kanaina Hora! I forgot to buy a draidle.) Or, through physical actions (Overtly adjusting one’s Sheitel (dead racoon worn as a hat) while weighing a pound of flesh, cutting a hole in a sheet or making any other perceptibly Jewtonian action.)

Verb (Bagels, Bagling, Bagled)
reporting verb
Say in a blatantly Jewey manner:

With Direct Speech: “I’m a Jewishy Jew,” she bageled.

With Clause: She bageled that she won the Jew of the Year award from Jew Monthly.

No Object: They were bageling.

Transitive Verb:
In line at Sobeys, the yenta Bageled loudly to the unsuspecting young Rebbetzin.
Noun:
1. A person who partakes in bageling.

That’s a Bagler if I’ve ever heard one!

or

Bagel World is a place where, if you go early enough, you can experience 'breakfast bagelling.'

2. A bageling statement.

Mom, your Bagling is tiresome.
Bageling by Jewey Goldenberg July 5, 2015
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