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A very large and bad smelling turd that took a lot of sweat and effort to get out. A combination of the words Bad and Dookie.
Conversational Example:
You: Why are you all Sweaty?
Me: Don't go in there for 30 to 45 minutes because I just laid a Badookie.
badookie by Mike E. Hunt November 29, 2007
Words you can keep
Shitting on your nemesis chest you like
It's a secret move almost like a Cleavland steamer.

It's derived from shitting on yer best friends chest in a great battle! And saying "badookie!"

Best move is eating a lot of lentils and having coffee and milk.
Badookie by anonymous February 22, 2023
When you fart and it passes through your dick and balls
Oh man I just badookied right now
Badookie by Badookieking May 27, 2024
this is something u say when shit gets tragic or u don't like something. Including but not limited too bud.
Girl: You liked that shit
Guy: Nah ur headgame is fucking Badookie fn.
Girl: type shit
Its a cookie but its a cookie that is sold in the school cafeteria. you can also say badook.
"YOOO lets get a badookie" "Lets get some fresh badooks"
Badookie by idkkbadookie November 14, 2024

bajookieland 

A country-continent undiscovered until content creator, Tony Zaret, brought awareness to it. It is located between North America and Europe and ruled by an empress. The empress of Bajookieland has mandated that no one other than her is allowed to drink water on Wednesdays, commonly referred to as "No Water Wednesdays." Popular foods include Bajookanese salad and grum-grum, which Bajookanese dads always burn.
Paul: Hey, want to go to Bajookieland? I heard they have really good grum grum!
Mike: No, it's Wednesday. We can't drink water if we go there today.
bajookieland by monsoon69 June 23, 2022

Bahookie 

Hey, shift yer bahookie--that's where ah wis sittin'. Wid ye steal ma grave as quick?
Bahookie by George Moffat October 14, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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