Possessing an overabundance of sheer coolness. Usually presented through a calm and intimidating demeanor. See Ryan Tekulve, wik'd, badassery, badasshood, or asskickery for related topics.
2. Used to describe occurrences beyond the scope of awesomeness or being badass, especially it's the most badass thingever, or has rediculous levels of awesomeness.
Someone (usually a guy) who tries to be overly macho and cool, but instead comes off ass being an asshole.
This often takes place when the speaker is trying to impress a girl, but lacks the proper social skills.
Dude 1 (to girl 1): Hey, wanna suck my dick? I know you do. I mean, I've got the hugest dick in this whole place...not like Dude 2 over here.
Dude 2: Dude! Not cool.
Girl 1: It's ok, he's just being a badasshole.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.