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bad luck brian
An internet meme manifesting as an image macro showing a picture of a stereotypical nerd from a high school yearbook. The text that goes along usually tells of Bad Luck Brian's misdeeds. These are acts that he commits usually with good intentions but turning out to be bad through unforseen consequences or mistakes on Brian's part. Often he has defecated his pants while doing a courageous act quite unlike him.
MISDEEDS OF BAD LUCK BRIAN:
Tries to fart stealthily: Shits.
Escapes a burning building: Gets hit by a fire truck.
Wins raffle for the first time: Hunger Games.
Stops, drops, and rolls: Into another fire.
Tries to fart stealthily: Shits.
Escapes a burning building: Gets hit by a fire truck.
Wins raffle for the first time: Hunger Games.
Stops, drops, and rolls: Into another fire.
bad luck brian by ZKtheMAN November 4, 2013
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bad brain day
A day when nothing anyone says to you makes sense, nothing you say makes sense to anyone else (including yourself), following directions proves problematic and items which should be readily locatable cannot be found (or are found only after much searching on top of one's head).
I knew it was going to be a bad brain day when I finally located my keys in the drawer where I always keep them, my glasses on top of my head, and remembered only after entering the now empty garage that my wife had earlier mentioned that it was her yoga day, which meant she was taking the car.
bad brain day by maximo hudson June 29, 2009
Bad Brain
An individual, usually of the Boomer generation, whose brain is clinically bad, resulting in irregular or bizarre behavior, often causing meaningful harm to those around them, especially in the workplace.
Dude, Karen’s such a bad brain that she literally didn’t know how to right-click. That paired with general cosmic confusion caused her to miss 47 Zoom meetings, because she can't figure out how to enter the meetings.
Bad Brain by Randroid Galter December 17, 2022
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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