Bad Brian

A "Bad Brian" is when the male puts his penis in every orifice during a single sexual encounter, signifying that he is a M.A.N.

I am sore everywhere. My guy pulled a 'Bad Brian' last night.

by Bad Brian June 11, 2011

bad luck brian

An internet meme manifesting as an image macro showing a picture of a stereotypical nerd from a high school yearbook. The text that goes along usually tells of Bad Luck Brian's misdeeds. These are acts that he commits usually with good intentions but turning out to be bad through unforseen consequences or mistakes on Brian's part. Often he has defecated his pants while doing a courageous act quite unlike him.

MISDEEDS OF BAD LUCK BRIAN:
Tries to fart stealthily: Shits.
Escapes a burning building: Gets hit by a fire truck.
Wins raffle for the first time: Hunger Games.
Stops, drops, and rolls: Into another fire.

by ZKtheMAN November 4, 2013

bad brain day

A day when nothing anyone says to you makes sense, nothing you say makes sense to anyone else (including yourself), following directions proves problematic and items which should be readily locatable cannot be found (or are found only after much searching on top of one's head).

I knew it was going to be a bad brain day when I finally located my keys in the drawer where I always keep them, my glasses on top of my head, and remembered only after entering the now empty garage that my wife had earlier mentioned that it was her yoga day, which meant she was taking the car.

by maximo hudson June 29, 2009

Bad Brain

An individual, usually of the Boomer generation, whose brain is clinically bad, resulting in irregular or bizarre behavior, often causing meaningful harm to those around them, especially in the workplace.

Dude, Karen’s such a bad brain that she literally didn’t know how to right-click. That paired with general cosmic confusion caused her to miss 47 Zoom meetings, because she can't figure out how to enter the meetings.

by Randroid Galter December 17, 2022