Bad Brian
A "Bad Brian" is when the male puts his penis in every orifice during a single sexual encounter, signifying that he is a M.A.N.
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An internet meme manifesting as an image macro showing a picture of a stereotypical nerd from a high school yearbook. The text that goes along usually tells of Bad Luck Brian's misdeeds. These are acts that he commits usually with good intentions but turning out to be bad through unforseen consequences or mistakes on Brian's part. Often he has defecated his pants while doing a courageous act quite unlike him.
MISDEEDS OF BAD LUCK BRIAN:
Tries to fart stealthily: Shits.
Escapes a burning building: Gets hit by a fire truck.
Wins raffle for the first time: Hunger Games.
Stops, drops, and rolls: Into another fire.
Tries to fart stealthily: Shits.
Escapes a burning building: Gets hit by a fire truck.
Wins raffle for the first time: Hunger Games.
Stops, drops, and rolls: Into another fire.
bad luck brian by ZKtheMAN November 4, 2013
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bad brain day
A day when nothing anyone says to you makes sense, nothing you say makes sense to anyone else (including yourself), following directions proves problematic and items which should be readily locatable cannot be found (or are found only after much searching on top of one's head).
I knew it was going to be a bad brain day when I finally located my keys in the drawer where I always keep them, my glasses on top of my head, and remembered only after entering the now empty garage that my wife had earlier mentioned that it was her yoga day, which meant she was taking the car.
bad brain day by maximo hudson June 29, 2009
Bad Brain
An individual, usually of the Boomer generation, whose brain is clinically bad, resulting in irregular or bizarre behavior, often causing meaningful harm to those around them, especially in the workplace.
Dude, Karen’s such a bad brain that she literally didn’t know how to right-click. That paired with general cosmic confusion caused her to miss 47 Zoom meetings, because she can't figure out how to enter the meetings.
Bad Brain by Randroid Galter December 17, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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