Bad Bert 

Bestest game player around

i am a bloody champion

Bad Bert by Steve May 1, 2004

Big Bad Bert 

A being of such power, that if any women are in a 50 meter radius they squirt.

"Oh no, here comes Big Bad Bert."
"I Heard he makes the bitties squirt."

Big Bad Bert by Mechajuarez August 20, 2012