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(verb) any of many industrial methods for infusing a substance with bacon
I baconized the mayonnaise for a rich, smoky flavor.
baconize by The Baconizer September 16, 2006
The act of owning someone or something using large amounts of heat, fire, grease, or all of the above.
I fell onto the stove, got totally baconized.
Baconize by Varatil May 6, 2007
The act of making everything around you, everywhere you go, better-the way bacon makes everything around it better.
My boyfriend baconizes everything and everyone around him-he fixes anything he finds broken, leaves anything he borrows in better condition than when he got it, and gives the shirt off his back to any person who needs it.
baconize by ArtsyGalKitten June 2, 2022

bagonize 

Slang, Humorous: To wait in agony at the airport luggage carousel for your luggage to appear. Origin: bag + agonize
To wait at the luggage carousel in the airport terminal for your bags is to bagonize because sometimes they get damaged or even lost.
bagonize by hasany81 May 17, 2013
A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.
"My friend sent me a baconie last night. This morning I'm cooking bacon and eggs."
baconie by yes juanito yes October 8, 2014

baconise 

When an office worker walks away from their PC leaving it unlocked they will return they will find their desktop image changed for a picture of bacon.
Ha, check out Dave, he's left his PC unlocked again. He's been baconised
baconise by Koff September 16, 2011