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Baconized 

Verb.
To critique the meaning of everything.
To be baconized by Bacon Maker1.
To critique everything.
Baconized by Steve and Kalon January 29, 2009

Baconized 

The act of adding unholy amounts of bacon to anything.
can you pass the baconized spinach please?
Baconized by Sky blaster December 16, 2019

bagonize 

Slang, Humorous: To wait in agony at the airport luggage carousel for your luggage to appear. Origin: bag + agonize
To wait at the luggage carousel in the airport terminal for your bags is to bagonize because sometimes they get damaged or even lost.
bagonize by hasany81 May 17, 2013
When one is completely overwhelmed and overcome in all senses, as to leave one in a zombie-like state, thanks to, in particular, a Wendy's Baconator, but essentially any other form of bacon, one is said to have been 'baconated'.
Holy shit! Jim just ate that whole Baconator in two minutes! Just look at him now; he cannot move, speak, and likely cannot even think! He's so totally baconated.

Bascomized 

Word can be used as both a positive and a negative.

1. Reducing costs in an effort to obtain frugalocity.
2. Thriftiness gone too far
We planned to have Coronas and t-bones, but Joe bascomized the menu and we got 'the Beast' and hotdogs.
Bascomized by noJoe June 2, 2008
Totally, amazingly stoned. When "baked" just won't do, because it's not like being in an oven. And when "stoned" just makes you feel like the victim of medieval punishment. And "high" reminds you that you're afraid of heights. But you've really smoked the good stuff - you're "baconed". Because what could be better than bacon?
Dude, I got a hold of some purple kush last night and got totally baconed.
baconed by sean_p November 10, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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