Bacon on Bacon 

The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor.

Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.

"Honey do you need me to pick you up anything from the store?"

"how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?"

"what's bacon on bacon?"

"you'll see..."

Bacon on Bacon by Umberto Baggio September 21, 2012

whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.

"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."

whap my bacon on her face by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008

bacon on the side 

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."

bacon on the side by MC Munson December 29, 2007

Gang Bangin' On Bacon 

Being mad or upset early in the morning

Lynn: Good morning Bdb!
Bdb: Ain't nothing GOOD about it!
Lynn: Dang, you gang bangin' on bacon nigga?!

Gang Bangin' On Bacon by BDB_ September 2, 2016

Tits on bacon 

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

Tits on bacon by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Bacon On My Grave 

This term is used right before death. so after death there will be a party instead of a funereal at your grave.

If I die Bacon on my grave boys!

Bacon On My Grave by Rico Rambe June 8, 2018

Ya dad on bacon scruts 

The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(

Ya dad on bacon scruts by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004