Bacon Syndrome 

A social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jackass every time a photograph is taken of him or her.

Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.

Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.

Why does he look so punchable right now?

Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.

Well he looks like a jackass.

Bacon Syndrome by JWSM October 26, 2012

Alex Bacon Syndrome 

This disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. It seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. It accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. While brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.

John: My hot friend never has time to hang out with me....
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.

Alex Bacon Syndrome by Jawnsmith September 4, 2013

Fetal Bacon Syndrome 

A condition that can occur in a person whose mother ate bacon during pregnancy. Problems may include an abnormal greasy appearance, short height, pleasant bacon smell, high body weight, small head size, poor coordination, low intelligence, behavior problems, and problems with hearing or seeing.

His mom ate bacon during pregnancy so, he was born greasy and isnt really all there. He has fetal bacon syndrome

Fetal Bacon Syndrome by QXQXQXQXQ September 26, 2018

The Bacon Syndrome 

Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.

Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.

The Bacon Syndrome by Alkemu April 5, 2019

Red-Baron-Syndrome 

When you burn your mouth because you couldn't wait for your oven pizza to cool down.

I burnt the roof of my mouth off when I got Red-Baron-Syndrome.

Red-Baron-Syndrome by Izzman June 28, 2013