backfired

Verb; An attempt to fix something in which the fixing actually makes the situation worse for you. Common on the internet when an arguement "backfires" and makes you look stupid.

nub 1:My mom is not FAT! See! *insert link*

person 2: Dude! She totally is, your arguement totally backfired on you. Lol, dumbass.

by CommandoDude March 14, 2008

Backfired

The sound your vehicle makes when you drive a Ford

Hey, did you hear that car backfired, sounded like a shotgun?
Ya must of been a Ford

by Hambone008 June 7, 2017

Backfired Fart

a belch or burp

My friends an I have a backfired fart contest to see who can break the record for the longest and loudest backfired fart recorded in history.

by minnie555 January 26, 2010

backfire drunk

When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.

I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.

by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022

Backfished

When you see a shorty from behind and you think she’s valid but when she turns around she look like sherk.

Jaetel: Damnnn Cam look at the shorty over there

Cam: Damnnn shorty’s valid

*shorty turns around and smiles at Jaetel*

Jaetel: UGHHH MY EYES

Cam: Ewww shorty looks like Sherk

Jaetel: Damn bro we just got backfished

by Jaetel the G September 17, 2018

Backfire

to bring a result opposite to that which was planned or expected.

They never learn even after all the games they play continue to backfire on them.

by Goddess12* December 22, 2013

Blumpkin Backfire

Toilet water that splashes on one's chin while giving a blumpkin.

Clean off your face, baby, you've got some blumpkin backfire on your chin.

by Purrris August 14, 2006