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Back-door sluts 9 

The best porno either, infamous for a woman with four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing.

First gained popularity in South Park.
Randy: "Yes... uh... you see Token, that was called a pornographic film. Uh, it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse." Token does not respond, but instead continues to stare blankly] "You see when a- when a man and woman are in love, the man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. It's called love making, and its part of being in love." There is a long pause before Token at last speaks
Token: And when a woman has four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing. Is that making love?"
Mr. Black: "Jesus! What kind of porno was that?!"
Gerald: "Back-Door Sluts 9"
Mr. Black: "Oh Jesus! Not that one!"
Back-door sluts 9 by TheCyantist February 25, 2012
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back door sluts 9

The most hardcore porno ever created, from the south park episode "the fellowship of the lord of the rings

includes a scene of 5 midgets, spanking a man covered with thousand island dressing

Chris : Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2!

Gerald : It is the single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever created.

Shiela : How the hell do you know???

Gerald : Uh, i read about it in uh, People.

Back door sluts 9

It is the single most vile twisted dark piece of porn ever made.
Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2
Back door sluts 9 by Calgore71 February 28, 2007

Back door sluts 9

The most ronchy and racy pornography ever filmed; first aired in the "Lord of the rings" South Park episode.
Hey man, did you ever see Armanget-it-on, I heard it was the best Porno ever!!

No way, Back Door Suts Nine is the best porno ever!!
Back door sluts 9 by clavis jotey November 10, 2004

back door sluts 9

A wonderful series of movies with the main pornstar being Kristin.
Kristin is great in Back Door Sluts 9. A.K.A BDS9!!!
back door sluts 9 by josh69 May 14, 2007

backdoor sluts 9 

Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughy Nurses 2!
Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughy Nurses 2!
backdoor sluts 9 by Ziggy Fry August 4, 2008

backdoor sluts 9 

a fictional porno featured on South Park
Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like a childs movie
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