BabyCarrot

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A small, baby penis. Usually under a 9 inch standard and often found in places where a "Peta" member is.

I saw that guy nearly get his babycarrot taken away by that girl's pussy monster.

BabyCarrot by MuppetMania December 16, 2011

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baby carrot

(noun) A small penis.

Did you see the huge truck that Justin bought? Bet ya he has a baby carrot!

baby carrot by Kelly Keller November 11, 2005

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baby carrot syndrome

When a males genitales are small resembling the likes of a baby carrot

He had to buy a shiny fast red z06 corvette to satisfy his baby carrot syndrome

baby carrot syndrome by Imagine that October 5, 2016

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Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

Baby carrot by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014

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baby carrot

a small penis, or a name for a man who has a small penis

He has a baby carrot.
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What did Baby carrot say?

baby carrot by KellyAnn August 29, 2006

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baby carrot

An extremely large clitoris. (as defined per Trish from Tuscon,AZ in a drunken fit by the pool in Las Vegas)

As I went down on the girl I pulled back her flappy labia to reveal a giant baby carrot, much larger than my kernel of corn.

baby carrot by Kevind1207 August 17, 2006

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Baby Carrot

A hot or cute person, basically liked by everyone.

"Look at that guy over there he is such a Baby Carrot."

Baby Carrot by allme554 January 25, 2017

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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