Baby wipes

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Baby wipes are so beautiful if you see some you want to shove it in your bra. The smell makes your cleavage smell like sardines. P.s it turns your cleavage a funny colour (yellow) which is so beautiful. My friends all like to smell my boobs once I have done it. Sometimes I use them to wipe my babies sick off the carpet so it is convenient to have a stash in your bra. My baby is starting a new diet today which is baby wipes blended with his poo also it drinks baby wipe juice mixed with almond milk and a hint of vanilla essence. My baby’s bum hole is not as sore as it used to be because it is touching the baby wipe moisture every second of the day. Ps if the baby projectiles all over you just slap it and there you go you have red bottoms.

Baby wipes are the answers to life

Baby wipes by Unknownrandn December 21, 2019

Words you can keep

No Baby Wipes

Meaning as no bullshit

I ain"t dealin with no baby wipes

No Baby Wipes by TimmyTim14 January 16, 2019

Related Words

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Hillbilly baby wipe

When one is without toilet paper and or baby wipes, they must “hillbilly baby wipe” themselves. Simply spit on your fingers run them through your ass hole and you have completed the hillbilly baby wipe.

“ damnit frank we’re out of tp! Well don’t be a pussy just hillbilly baby wipe ya self!”

Hillbilly baby wipe by Gbomb69 February 15, 2021

Baby wipe bath

A quick and dirty way to clean yourself outside of a normal bathing situation (e.g. a festival, a service station toilet, in the car on the way to work). Frequently used by festival goers when the provided facilities are less than desirable.

"Oh my GOD I have the worst case of festivalfanny. I need to stop having baby wipe baths and have a real shower!"

Baby wipe bath by larkusto February 6, 2010

Baby Wipe

The act of placing a crisp dollar bill on the palm of one's hand and wiping a Strippy's puss with it as if you were wiping a baby's ass.

Yo did you see Nick "Baby Wipe" that strippy last night at Gua Gua's?

Baby Wipe by Strippies May 20, 2014

Baby Wipe Whore

Those girls who come over for the "rodeo," then clean themselves up with baby wipes and leave immediately after.
Isn't necessarily a bad thing; could also apply to guys.

God, I love baby wipe whores. They just clean up and go home.
I thought she was a relationship girl. I guess she's just a baby wipe whore.

Baby Wipe Whore by PG13 August 19, 2013

Baby Wipe

The term “baby wipe” can be used to reference something you might smell after doing cocaine; referenced by ski mask slump god

Bruh this coke got me wondering where there’s a baby wipe at

Baby Wipe by Mami. A September 8, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026