Baby shakes

A shortcut version of saying "baby shake syndrome" which is when you violently shake a baby, or person.

Did you just give me the baby shakes?

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Baby shake

Luffy got baby shake by the yonko Kaido it wasn’t even a fight.

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The boys of 34E.

Nate: Yo, did you see Larry shaking that baby over in 34E?
Zack: Yeah dude, they're all baby shakers over there.

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A drunk person who will fuck anything that stands still long enough.

Oh junk, I just got skeeted on by that damn baby shaker.

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I know you've all had a long day but stay focused and don't shake the baby.

Wow, man you really shook the baby on that one.

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To go off. To lose control. To "go in." To "go ham."
To lose your mind. To go all out. To act a fool. To lose your cool.

I can't wait to get to the party tonight. I'm gonna shake the baby!

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Physical reaction to an annoying behavior, resulting in death from aggressive shaking.

Dude, that bitch ran into my car. Ima bout to shake a baby.

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