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Baby legs
A delicious treat used as an aphrodisiac, they are commonly eaten after a birth or if there is left over in the hospital.
Doctor: “It’s a beautiful baby boy.”
Berther:” good, we can harvest it’s legs now.”
Patient:”What’s for dinner?”
Nurse:”we have been given some baby legs.”
Patient:” What in Actual fuck.”
Berther:” good, we can harvest it’s legs now.”
Patient:”What’s for dinner?”
Nurse:”we have been given some baby legs.”
Patient:” What in Actual fuck.”
Baby legs by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020
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Gay baby legs
The doctor said my son was born with gay legs.
Kids at school use to call me gay baby legs because I had small ass legs and I was gay
Kids at school use to call me gay baby legs because I had small ass legs and I was gay
Gay baby legs by Gay legs May 25, 2018
baby deer legs
when females wear high heal shoes for too long and begin to walk deformed. Typically their knees bend towards each other at a slight angle and they lean over to keep their balance
This girl was walking home from the bar in the cutest dress but TOTAL baby deer legs.
I was dancing all night at the club, and by the time I was stumbling home I pulled out the baby deer legs.
I was dancing all night at the club, and by the time I was stumbling home I pulled out the baby deer legs.
baby deer legs by dertyjerz July 13, 2011
Baby Long Legs
Baby Long Legs by Xxanonxx January 18, 2022
baby rhino legs
baby rhino legs by PhatBawlz October 30, 2022
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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