by TheConnoisseur August 09, 2020
by TheConnoisseur August 09, 2020
A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.
by TheConnoisseur August 09, 2020
A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.
by TheConnoisseur August 09, 2020
A delicious treat used as an aphrodisiac, they are commonly eaten after a birth or if there is left over in the hospital.
Doctor: “It’s a beautiful baby boy.”
Berther:” good, we can harvest it’s legs now.”
Patient:”What’s for dinner?”
Nurse:”we have been given some baby legs.”
Patient:” What in Actual fuck.”
Berther:” good, we can harvest it’s legs now.”
Patient:”What’s for dinner?”
Nurse:”we have been given some baby legs.”
Patient:” What in Actual fuck.”
by TheConnoisseur August 09, 2020