Baby Monkey

...to be a clingy, needy tragic mess.

I'm so baby monkey today

by sugasugasuga12 March 16, 2011

Baby Monkey Poontang

That of which is the poontang of a baby monkey. Used for sexual misconduct.

I want you swet baby monkey poontang!

by The Creator April 28, 2003

Monkey Baby

A person who purposely annoys you and is whiney.

This kid Danny is such a monkey baby I hate him so much

by gremlinsGizmo May 20, 2020

monkey baby

An ugly, ugly woman... Seriously... Beastly

Monkey baby in my derrier.

by Magenta_n_riff August 17, 2006

puppy monkey baby

A disturbing image of an animal with the legs of a chubby baby, the body and arms of a hairy monkey, and the head of a pug. Known to lick people's faces to seduce them into drinking energy drinks.

That puppy monkey baby licked my face so hard I drank an entire case of energy drinks.

by brony_pony_117 February 08, 2016

Puppy monkey baby

A puppy. A monkey. A baby. Made famous during Super Bowl 50.

"Hey, is that a puppy? Or a monkey? Or a baby?"

"I think it's a puppy monkey baby"

by August T February 09, 2016

puppy monkey baby

Puppy monkey baby is a creature that is one third puppy, one third monkey, and one third baby. Puppy monkey baby first appeared on a Mountain Dew commercial during the 50th Superbowl. While this creature has creeped out, horrified, and generally unsettled a large audience, many find the puppy monkey baby (abbreviated as PMB) very cute, funny, and charming.

Person 1: Did you see that Mountain Dew Commercial?
Person 2: The one with the puppy monkey baby???
Person 1: Yeah! Wasn't it sooo cute?
Person 2: Ew! No!
Person 1: Eh, well, Adina Porter likes it.

by HonestDefinitionsMostly May 12, 2016