Baby Binker 

A kid usually between the ages of 10-13 that is seriously annoying or clueless/oblivious to almost everything. A Baby Binker will try to act extremely older than they actually are.

13 y.o girl: I think it's about time I settle down into a serious relationship don't you think?
Older Sister: Absolutely not, you're a total Baby Binker!

Baby Binker by Tyty Shaw ; L.A.T August 26, 2012

baby banker 

A kid that comes out of the womb and wants to be an investment banker or a quant. They usually do not have much of a personality and think “walk me through a dcf” is a good conversation starter.

“This freshman was talking mad game about his DCF for Berkshire Hathaway, what a baby banker”

baby banker by Finance Brah February 25, 2025

The Baby Boinkers 

The faggots who love fucking little boys. AKA NAMBLA.

Chef joined the baby boinkers and buggered many children all over the world

The Baby Boinkers by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009