Baby Batter Blaster

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I just shot carpet babies on her chin with my baby batter blaster

by Burritowagon May 11, 2010

Baby Baster

A guy who bastes the fetus of a pregnant woman with his spunk after coitus.

Not wanting to waste a perfectly private hospital room, Joe (a baby baster) blasted his girlfriend's baby one last time before her delivery.

by SMG Quakertown January 14, 2010

turkey baster baby

A child produced through artificial insemination.

After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.

by Mike Payne April 3, 2008