hedge monkey

Usually found at the free party, wearing either a dark hoody or some variation of hippy clothing made from 'hemp' or whatever. The Hedge monkey won't make any sense if spoken to, instead they will blurt out a mish-mash of random words all muddled together before laughting a little, pulling a rediculous contorted face, swaying a bit and taking a swig from the spliff in their left hand and trying to smoke the can of special brew in their right.
It is not uncommon to see crusty lumps of ketamine amalgomated with snot on the hedge monkeys nose.
A hedge monkeys hair is usually home to many animals and used as a home by local birds and cats.
Hedge monkeys have their own dance, a strange repetitive forward-backward motion, like you'd imagine an insane person to do. usually to psy-trance, techno, acid tecnho, gabba etc...
Are you coming to the free party to hedge it with us?

Look at that hedger, she's set her legs on fire with her poi-chains

The club had more hedge monkeys than all of Goa
by Jonno January 16, 2004
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hi xxsamixx want a dick in your mouth?
with the reply ''yes please i swallow''
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eebo

You knocked over my vase. You’re such an Eebo
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Puppy Dog

Someone who does something for their partner or lover and they dont really want to do it, they only do it because if they dont they'll get a grueler. They're taking the rough rather than the smoothe
he walked 3 miles to the shop just to get her a packet of sweets, lads he's some puppy dog !
by Jonno February 14, 2004
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Babooned

The new word to replace the tiresome "pissed" "hammered" or plain old "drunk"
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podge

Derived from the phrase 'you chubby thing'
"Your putting on some podge there"
"You're looking podgy"
"She is cute and podgy"
by Jonno April 13, 2004
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