uboot

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hi xxsamixx want a dick in your mouth?
with the reply ''yes please i swallow''

by Jonno June 02, 2003

Babooned

The new word to replace the tiresome "pissed" "hammered" or plain old "drunk"

jesus christ, your as babooned as george best

by Jonno March 09, 2005

podge

Derived from the phrase 'you chubby thing'

"Your putting on some podge there"
"You're looking podgy"
"She is cute and podgy"

by Jonno April 13, 2004

eebo

A typical southern girl who is clumsy

You knocked over my vase. You’re such an Eebo

by Jonno May 01, 2022

Puppy Dog

Someone who does something for their partner or lover and they dont really want to do it, they only do it because if they dont they'll get a grueler. They're taking the rough rather than the smoothe

he walked 3 miles to the shop just to get her a packet of sweets, lads he's some puppy dog !

by Jonno February 14, 2004

PISS FLAPS

Piss Flaps - Dangly Vaginal Lips

She had Piss Flaps like John Waynes saddle bags

by Jonno April 21, 2003

stocious

right royal pissed, falling down drunk, too gone to care, the best state that man can achieve via 10 cans super lager

he was totally stocious , so he was, an there was no use tae him

by jonno June 17, 2006