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Hey I am going go to go upstairs and chop some buttwood because if I do it down here it's be all loud and smelly and that would ruin the moment.
Buttwood by donuts246 December 7, 2006

buttfoolery 

Of or relating to antics involving the buttocks or anal opening.
"Babe, i'm not into that. Stop this buttfoolery."
buttfoolery by K.G. MadMan June 9, 2005
A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..
Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!
BUTTWOOD by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005

buttpoodle

Dunmi Alabi
She was being such a "buttpoodle" today when she called me Emmer.
buttpoodle by innocent? June 7, 2010

butt food 

A type of food that gives you the same nutritional value had you shoved it up your ass.
Hey, what say we hit Whitey's for lunch?

No way, that's butt food! I can't take it anymore.
butt food by jim6572 December 20, 2006

buttnoodle 

A loser or someone that is rude... just like saying buuthead
Gosh your such a buttnoodle!
buttnoodle by Kalabongak October 30, 2007