BROWN BUDDY 

Brown buddy - a shit stained hand usually involved in a handshake. EX: Ron shook Ed's hand after a long stretch in prison, unfortunately Ron didn't know Ed didn't properly wash his hands after a bowel movement and ended up with a slightly brown hand, now that's a brown buddy."

Unfortunately after that turd, I'll be giving "brown buddys" to all my pledge buddys.

BROWN BUDDY by Fasteddie666 October 4, 2019

The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion 

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm

When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020