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Broken in
Broken in by PerfectoRickie June 7, 2021
Don’t stick your dick in broken
A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.
A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.
A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”
Don’t stick your dick in broken by nickurbandic July 4, 2021
Broken Lock in the Bathroom
There is a broken lock in the bathroom
Someone walked in on me using the bathroom because of the broken lock in the bathroom
Someone walked in on me using the bathroom because of the broken lock in the bathroom
Broken Lock in the Bathroom by [Stupid Person] May 4, 2018
broken wrists in the backseat
broken wrists in the backseat by Cody5050 December 26, 2020
broken inside
The feeling you feel when you don't feel. When you've given up on all love, hope and faith and you know there's not a way to get over it. You feel that there is actually nothing left in you.
Hey what's wrong ? You haven't left your bed all day.
I don't know, I just feel broken inside ever since that accident.
I don't know, I just feel broken inside ever since that accident.
broken inside by whocaresanymore08 August 16, 2015
Smells Like Broke In Here
1. lacking sufficient money to afford Airpods and considered less superior to a normal Airpod wearing person in society.
"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"
synonyms: poverty-stricken, impoverished, necessitous, beggarly, in penury, penurious, impecunious, indigent, needy, needful, in need/want, badly off, low-paid, in reduced circumstances, in straitened circumstances, destitute, hard up, short of money, on one's beam-ends, unable to make ends meet, underprivileged, deprived, penniless, without a sou, as poor as a church mouse, moneyless;
1) A term used to promote the sale of lowcost Airpod style headphones at the popular website (www.SmellsLikeBrokeInHere.com)
"I just bought my new headphones at the SmellsLikeBrokeInHere website"
"Mom it smells like broke in here"
Normally followed by statements such as:
"they don't fall out"
"I can't hear you"
"I don't speak broke"
"aiodmiaomahahahhhhsad *inaudible jibber"
"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"
synonyms: poverty-stricken, impoverished, necessitous, beggarly, in penury, penurious, impecunious, indigent, needy, needful, in need/want, badly off, low-paid, in reduced circumstances, in straitened circumstances, destitute, hard up, short of money, on one's beam-ends, unable to make ends meet, underprivileged, deprived, penniless, without a sou, as poor as a church mouse, moneyless;
1) A term used to promote the sale of lowcost Airpod style headphones at the popular website (www.SmellsLikeBrokeInHere.com)
"I just bought my new headphones at the SmellsLikeBrokeInHere website"
"Mom it smells like broke in here"
Normally followed by statements such as:
"they don't fall out"
"I can't hear you"
"I don't speak broke"
"aiodmiaomahahahhhhsad *inaudible jibber"
Smells Like Broke In Here by SmellsLikeBrokeInHere January 27, 2019
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