bride 

one about to be inprisoned in a life of pain.

My son's bride isn't too lucky.

bride by Liz January 5, 2004

bride 

hicktown BabyBoomer expression referring to one's (female) beloved, regardless of how long you've been married or living together, regardless of age, regardless of how many offspring. Just a sickeningly sweet reference to how much you're still in love with her.

Me and the bride celebrated our 35th last year.

My bride and I have 5 kids.

The bride sucks me off a coupla times a month.

bride by Junior January 7, 2004

Bride 

“A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.” -Ambrose Bierce

My bride and I are both SO excited for our wedding day! A life of happiness lies ahead for the both of us!

Bride by AGoodLad June 15, 2020

Bride 

A person of low intellect. Typically wearing clothes, as seen in early seasons of jersey shore. Aggressive behaviour towards other people (especially his/her fellow brider)

Guy 1#: Ayo bruh, did you see the bride at the club last night?
Guy 2#: Yea man, he was all up in my face the entire time!

Bride 1#: YOU TALKING TO ME BRAH? YOU WANNA GO?!

Guy 1# and 2#: Let's just go man...

Bride by Bride123 August 19, 2021

Bride 

A female on your wedding day

The bride Walks down the hall

Bride by 459395 March 28, 2023

bridè 

A really fine girl

“omg! that girl is so beautiful”
“oh, it must be Bridè”

bridè by isvjedhwhehsiehejrbr November 5, 2022

Bride Brain 

A less invasive, but more expensive version of a frontal lobotomy. Experienced by most brides, as they enter a catatonic state which renders them incapable of sustaining any thought or conversation that does not involve cake, caterers, flowers, wedding dress designers, Chinese wedding dress knockoff designers, updo's, hair pieces, color schemes, wedding themes, and personalized M&M's.

Bride Brain symptoms include, but are not limited to, driving erratically because they can't stop staring at their shiny diamond ring; being amused by the resentment of all their single girlfriends, rewinding songs several hundred times while imagining themselves walking down the aisle, and starvation induced bitchiness which is generally followed by late night binging at a Dairy Queen. (Note that this can only occur outside of the bride's native geographic area, where they can't possibly run into anyone they know).

Symptoms are ordinarily well controlled with valium, alcohol and endless hours of watching youtube "first dance" videos.

Bride Brain by bluemoonbride January 26, 2010