brau

german for brew, beer. can be seen on imported beer bottles and sometimes on u.s. booze brewed under German Purity Law of 1516.
correctly spelled it's "bräu" (with an "umlaut")

guy 1: "how was your trip to germany? "

guy 2: "oooh...arg...oktoberfest....my head hurts so much!! there was all that brau and...excuse me, i have to hug the toilet again......."

guy 1: "sounds like it was fun!"

by SgrDD March 24, 2008

brau

Lurgan definition of brother

i'll get my fuckin BRAU on ya u fenian cunt!

by Stanfuck March 24, 2004

Brau

Hot girl with extremely bad taste in a guy

Man who is that

Don't even dude she's a brau

by Superclasses June 4, 2016

brau heister

Someone who steals beer, from the fridge at a party, or even just a sip out of your glass.

Dont let that kid near the fridge, yo he's a mad brau heister.

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

Chicke Brau Shosh

The Hunan Lady Pronuciation of Chicken with brown sauce, a popular chinese dish in a certain suburb.

Customer: May I have chicken w/ brown sauce
Chinalady: You wahnt Chicke Brau Shosh

by DoodooMan February 21, 2007

braun strowman

The biggest erection in existence

I got a Braun strowman last night.

by Deshawn Jaxx August 28, 2017

Scooter Braun

An awful manager. He stole the masters of Taylor Swift, causing her to re-record her albums. Now Taylor thinks of Scooter as an enemy.

Taylor Swift: I am so mad at Scooter Braun for stealing my masters. I am so going to teach him a lesson.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 5, 2022