brained

Verb. To be hit really hard in the head.

I got seriously brained against a brick wall and I still can't see straight.

by Fab Swing Dancer (who has been nearly brained on several occasions) May 22, 2006

Brained

To outsmart someone/something in any situation.

This counterterrorist thought I planted B when it was actually A. I brained him.

Dog thought I threw a ball and ran to get it. Brained.

by MisterPOP December 17, 2018

brained

VERB: To have someone else's hairy balls shoved in your face unexpectedly. When they are shoved in your face, the balls and tightly gripped to resemble the look of a human brain. Penis should be hidden in the process so that the balls are the only thing that are shown.

Guy 1: "Dude, i just got brained in the face like no other. Guess what I did"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I licked 'em!"

by ringo the ratatata January 21, 2008

brained

when you get obliterated by a sniper in fortnite.

“dude conner got fuckin brained earlier by a bolty”

by Ppnecker87 September 15, 2018

brained

the act of thinking through your actions

ex. ryan was totally brained today!

by rareiix June 30, 2025

brained my damage

The Famous Words Of Homer Simpson. Also refers to a drunken man or woman who has hurt their Frontal lobe section. Or stuck a crayon up their nose and hit their brain.

"Dope! I think I brained my damage" "Hunny, My damage is brain"

by Fat Ass-Jenny May 28, 2008

brained out

Doing a lot of things that require your brain.

Tomorrow has to be all business. 10am office hours for chemistry, then study 3 chapters of psychology. I’m going to be so brained out.

by dramastace May 21, 2016