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boring shit 

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored
bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning
boring shit by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010
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boring as bat shit 

An Australian slang term used to describe something that is extremely boring yet also very annoying.
Friend: "I'm doing advanced mathematics this year."
Me: "Fuck that mate, maths is boring as bat shit."
boring as bat shit by Incept May 15, 2016

Boring as dog shit! 

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.
Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!
Boring as dog shit! by xmonkey September 23, 2010

boring as bat shit 

A common phrase that is deeply rooted in the Australian vernacular and frequently used to convey your disappointment in a person or a thing.
"Your performance was as boring as bat shit," said Kyle Sandilands, a past judge from Australian Idol.
boring as bat shit by Norman Harvey September 7, 2016

boring as bat shit 

Crap teenage saying, used also by older bogans who think they're still young and cool. Just a term added on to a self explanatory insult for 'effect'.
That girl is dumb as batshit. She is boring as bat shit.

Bring Shit Down 

To go to a show and destroy in the mosh pit
"Dude the show is gonna be sick, lets Bring Shit Down."
Also a song from the band Gates To Abaddon
Bring Shit Down by KillaDrew June 15, 2010

bring that shit in 

Preceding the bringing in of a bitchin' riff.
Ungh! Bring that shit in!
-Zach De La Rocha
bring that shit in by mrfancycrackers September 15, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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