boring shit 

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

boring shit by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010

boring as bat shit 

An Australian slang term used to describe something that is extremely boring yet also very annoying.

Friend: "I'm doing advanced mathematics this year."
Me: "Fuck that mate, maths is boring as bat shit."

boring as bat shit by Incept May 15, 2016

Boring as dog shit! 

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.

Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!

Boring as dog shit! by xmonkey September 23, 2010

boring as bat shit 

A common phrase that is deeply rooted in the Australian vernacular and frequently used to convey your disappointment in a person or a thing.

"Your performance was as boring as bat shit," said Kyle Sandilands, a past judge from Australian Idol.

boring as bat shit by Norman Harvey September 7, 2016

boring as bat shit 

Crap teenage saying, used also by older bogans who think they're still young and cool. Just a term added on to a self explanatory insult for 'effect'.

That girl is dumb as batshit. She is boring as bat shit.

boring as bat shit by Shoopittyboo May 23, 2016

Bring Shit Down 

To go to a show and destroy in the mosh pit

"Dude the show is gonna be sick, lets Bring Shit Down."
Also a song from the band Gates To Abaddon

Bring Shit Down by KillaDrew June 15, 2010

bring that shit in 

Preceding the bringing in of a bitchin' riff.

Ungh! Bring that shit in!
-Zach De La Rocha

bring that shit in by mrfancycrackers September 15, 2007